Dogs spokesman

If a dog could talk Im sure the first thing he would say is "I am a Dog, I enjoy being a dog, so why do you keep trying to make a human out of me.

Please dont feel sorry for my past, I live in the present

I dont understand your language, I am a dog and have no desire to.

Please dont judge me by my breed, it could prove fatal for me.

When I wag my tail that doesnt mean Im happy!

My language is by smell, and projection, so please stop going on and on it means nothing to me.

If you dont discipline me, I can become everything you dont want. Please dont think you will hurt my feelings that would be human and means nothing

All I need for a happy balanced life is very simple exercise, food , shelter, discipline with rules and boundaries and a leader that I can trust and respect.

Please let me be a dog and in return I will submit to you and give you the trust and respect you have earned.

PLEASE WILL SOMEONE TEACH MY HUMAN If you humans are more intelligent, then why is it twice as hard to train you.

Thank goodness for the humans that have taken time to understand us and treat us the only way we want WOOF! WOOF!

  YOUVE GOT IT A DOG!

NOW YOU WILL HAVE A TRUE FRIEND THANK YOU